Lyrics: Holes in the Poles



Thereís holes in the poles
And the seas are rising
Incredible it seems
But weíre maximizing
Our chances to go down
Sit down relax and watch us drown
Are ready for the show
Donít tell me that you didnít know

Youíve seen the previews
Preliminary reviews
The Ďmaking ofí
And now itís taking off
Do you like this episode
Is it as good as we promote
Wait until you see next season
Youíll be thrilled and with good reason

I donít care what the critics say
This is reality and not some play
You can laugh about the bloopers every day
But the joke is on you anyway

Even more than Al Gore
Could predict is in store
Even more than before
Will be delivered at your door
Full screen presentation
Goes beyond imagination
All the special effects
Dramatic realistic acts

And you donít have to go
Behind the scenes
To find out what
This really means
Yes we are the actors
And most important factors
To interview the cast and crew
You have to turn to me and you

You donít care what the critics say
This is reality and not some play
You can laugh about the bloopers every day
But the joke is on you anyway

-Bridge 1-

I donít care what the critics say
This is reality and not some play
You can laugh about the bloopers every day
But the joke is on you anyway

Yes, all rights reserved
By humankind
Who else could have been
So out of his mind
We deserve our Oscars
And a shiny golden globe
But donít we also deserve
A little bit of hope

I donít care what the critics say
This is reality and not some play
You can laugh about the bloopers every day
But the joke is on you anyway

I donít care what the critics say
This is reality and not some play
You can laugh about the bloopers every day
But the joke is on you anyway

-Bridge 2-

I donít care what the critics say
This is reality and not some play
You can laugh about the bloopers every day
But the joke is on you anyway

I donít care what the critics say
This is reality and not some play
You can laugh about the bloopers every day
But the joke is on you anyway

I donít care what the critics say...



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